I am a crack dealer in Louisville, Kentucky who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Manchester. One of my sisters lives in Lexington and is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Covington.
I have two brothers: one is currently serving life without parole at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Corbin. She is a part time "working girl" at the Union 76 truck stop.
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for President?
Sorry to hear about your delima. Should your bride reject your couisn's political views, and to help cure all of your personal and legal issues, you might want to join the Bush administration or get a job in Fletcher's cabinet. In either case, you and your wife and/or couisn would be surrounded by supportive people who share similar moral values as you and all of your family members.
As you can see they hire practically anyone, and will make you feel right at home.
That is good advice. In Whitley County if you mess up you can get a job in the Transportation Cabinet and get a pardon. You and your spouse can both be saved from the turmoil of being married to each other and your lousy families.
This is great news I will move all my family members to Corbin/Whitley Co so my new wife can keep here part time jop at the truck stop and we can all go togeather to the local Methadone center. Thank you Thank you and again Thank you for giving me back my reputation.
Mmmmm Sounds like you folks really hate it around this area, some greatt news!!!!
There is still 49 Other States that would love to have you & your dis-like for this area!!! Do us all a really Big Favor and move there!!!
Its not the area, its the corrupt politics and the small circle of power idiots that is the problem. Unfortunately Fletcher and his "boys club" govern, poorly I might add, the rest of the state, and Bush is still president in the other 49 states.
How did we choose Bush over McCain, or anybody for that matter, for our party in 2000?
Despite some County politicians who have gotten Whitley County in deep debt, Corbin is a fine community. It is a hard working place to raise a family with good schools, a top quality Medical Center, excellent churches and civic clubs, and has a bright future.
Another good thing is that we have this website whcih gives us a chance to discuss and debate key issues. This is what Democracy is all about.
