Once again I Fred Garvin will step forward and save the city millions, new in town and "dig" the scene.
I can easily finish the work needed at the civic center, I can attach a simple front end grade to my travel trailer and finish the job.
Very well known around the New York area and have a Hip Scene now unfolding here in the Tri-Counties.
People tend to like me and are asking that you write in "I" Fred Garvin for City Commisioner, I'll take care of these type issues day and night, this political ball is rolling as my popularity is now soaring in the local area.
Type-A personality, Good Looking, Aggresive, Hip, Popular, Likes Older Movies, Works Day & Night.
Fred, thank goodness you have come along at this time. Opportunity is all around us and we just need someone with your boldness and proactive spirit to carry us on to a higher plateau of life. The whole world is looking for uplifting performance. They want tax bills to be sent out on time. We don't want to pay later. We demand to pay early and often.
People want top quality trailers to operate throughout the community annexing and selling people on the virtues of joining the Chamber.
People want to quit having volunteer work done to improve things at no charge. They want to pay the full bill and then some more to get services done.
People are crying for more hidden taxes. Occupational taxes, restaurant taxes, insurance taxes, property taxes, inventory taxes, licensing fees, profit taxes, federal and state income taxes, hotel taxes, sales taxes, luxury taxes, school taxes, hotel taxes, burial taxes, birth taxes......these are just not enough. People are sick of not having more taxes. We are in bad need of having more tax experts who can come up with more complex taxes so that they can then make money by showing us how to get around these complex taxes.
Yes, Fred, you are the person we need to lead us through these perilous times. Every day I hear more and more people praising your name. Destiny brought you to our doorstep. Lead us on to a new day.
