They Walk Among Us ... Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it. Caution... *They Walk Among Us and They Vote! *
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted.... "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said... "Where???" *They Walk among us and they Vote!!*
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?
A family was attempting to dine at a fine dining establishment in town, but an an hour after ordering their meals they still hadn't received their food. They asked the waitress about the status of their food order, and waitress apologized, but still no food after another 15 to 20 minutes. The folks decided after an hour-and-a-half that they no longer wanted to wait and told the waitress to cancel their order. The owner of the establishment began to argue with the patrons and told them they still had to pay for their orders even though the food was never delivered. The patrons said it was ridiculous that for the money the restaurant charged that it took so long to get their meals.
The owner turned to the ex-patrons and stated "If you wanted fast food, you should have gone to McDonalds."
