Mark, you're just what the Chamber of Commerce is looking for. Do you know anything about trailers, they need an expert right now.
Give Lynn Tipton a call and she'll set you up. They're looking for someone to help with their new "Community Trailer Block Party" committee. That's where you pull the trailer into a subdivision early in the morning, set up some "We Want You for Annexation" signs, dump some hot dogs in a crock pot, ice down the Pepsi 2 liters, and heat up the canned chili, and hope all the residents in that area will sign their annexation papers without checking to see how much more they'll pay in taxes and fees when they're annexed. You seem like a perfect candidate.
Bruce Carpenter may even let you help him some with his new spec. building in the industrial park. He's looking for a scapegoat assistant to blame the problem of it not being built in a timely manner, and you'd be perfect.
I have a Trailer & New in town? I do good work day and night, popular around the New York Metro area.
Looking for new friends and would like to work with the Chamber, they may even want to get my Pic out front and market ole Fred's many talents.
Hobies include a Gladiator Movies occasionaly, the Ladies are just naturaly attracted to me and most men seem to respect my superior Looks & Intellect.
Fred, if you'll just wait a bit, you may have plenty of opportunities to show your stuff. With all this going on concerning the old Civic Center field project and the bid fraud, you could be a commissioner, mayor, recreation director, or city manager. We won't know for sure until the prison van comes to haul someone off to the "hoosegow" for bid fraud.
